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- <IG> I just wanna say that it's the whips I don't get, the jell-o sounds like fun
- <demiurge> stupid windows software is all bloated
- <demiurge> Shit Happens: stage left
- <demiurge> gag me with a smurfette
- <IG> I read some ST...then changed into a navy dress and had some champaigne
<demiurge> navy dress?
<demiurge> did you enlist?
- <IG2K> but I didn't care, I came up close enough to smell the pics
<Nynaeve> Hehe, that's like me when I went to the Met for the Egyptian exhibit.
<IG2K> it was better than chocolate
<Nynaeve> Hehe, yep yep.
- <DougFunnie> I'm in luck because you're a sex goddess?
<pikachu_zombie> no, because i know C
- <intheclouds> don't leave your house without...........leather.........?
- <Ishy> PEEP-CHAN!
<Egwene> Put that for moo too | MOO-CHAN!
<Egwene> But I meant the topic for moo. :P
- <Nymphette> I'll trade my love for screws
- <e^{-x}> the inverse of evil
- action: int{e^|x-1|}-Dx{e^yx} = e^|x-1| - y * e^yx
- <demiurge> i just want a job that pays well, and i like and a nice wife
- demiurge [luke@=zdevvq-219-37.resnet.ohio-state.edu] has quit IRC
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- <demiurge> i don't like sparkly stickers at all
- <CmdrPeter> "ohhh linux ad...ohhh i'm reaching orgasm...i wish i had linux with me right now ohh yeah"
- <demiurge> what, you going to watch some porn now, IG?
<IG> yes
<IG> I mean no!
- <Chandler_Bing> so, who r u, and y r u here?
<IG> hehe
<IG> the existential questions........
- <Ishy> w00t means everything, especially orgy
- <IG> my computer's gotten slower than ever
<PimpTastic> did you give it rohypnol?
<IG> yes, on our date, demi
- <Nefertari> Is that a demi site?
- <rev> tired and drunk :)
<fwapmenot> tired
<rev> and addicted
<fwapmenot> to love?
- <Merennulli> how much soap do you use when brainwashing
<VampyVamp> I use shampoo
<Merennulli> do you use conditioners as well?
<VampyVamp> sure, conditioning is part of the process
- <IG> Kris is a pista.....how ya spell it?
<Nefertari> Pistachio!
<IG> mmmmm
* IG bites Kris
* Nefertari yelps
- <Nefertari> Barby will protect me - right? :P
<Ishy> When I'm not idle, sure
<IG> but she's always idle.....
- * Merennulli shoots his ISP
* IG watches Matt get peered since his ISP is out
<-- Merennulli has quit (Connection reset by peer)
- <rajjy> ooo, talking to Rang, Barb?
<rajjy> paste pastepaste!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- <demiurge> woo, X-Files was doubleplus-spiffy
- <Nefertari> He's brb'ing
- <Ishy> This is the ship that cut off his pen0r on her maiden voyage
- <JavaLamer> Java sucks
<JavaLamer> peace out
- <JavaLamer> if you want to chat with a java lamer, hit alt-f4 =)
- <Ishy> 16/f WANNA CHAT/CYBER?!?!!!!!!!!
- <AoLbAbE> I AM SO K00L YOU PH33R ME COZ I AM SO K00L AND YOU PH33R ME! &^_*&(*(^%^%
- <demiurge> but thanks for the info
<demiurge> and it's _robot_ porn
<Guest60660> what is robot porn?
<demiurge> pornography for robots
<Guest60660> Are you a freak?
- <demiurge> are you a good hacker?
<Guest60660> i'm alright
<demiurge> what is your opinion on the security of MS Windows compared with Solaris?
<Guest60660> MS windows is harder to crack when its geared for the internet or LAN
<Guest60660> Lynix is better than having Norton2000
<demiurge> yes, but what do you feel about Solaris?
<Guest60660> I can do it in 2minutes sinch!
- <demiurge> what programming language do you prefer?
<Guest60660> Any
<Guest60660> mostly JAVA
<demiurge> oh, do you use Java to hack Solaris?
<Guest60660> Sometimes (mostly)
- <demiurge> hey rajjy, boxers or briefs?
<rajjy> ummm, underwear
<demiurge> nice try
<rajjy> lol
<demiurge> it's ok, you don't have to answer
<rajjy> lol
<demiurge> <demiurge> [some funny statement]
<demiurge> <rajjy> lol
<rajjy> <demiurge> [some not funny statement]
<rajjy> <rajjy> lol
- *** IG is now known as PhR33k
<PhR33k> how terribly interesting, this nick is reged
- <demiurge> well, iMac girl does come in other flavors
<demiurge> that's grape
<IG> wonder how many guys are in the process of licking their monitors right now
- <demiurge> _Spank My Booty_, Nefertari?
<ig> demi, you devil!!
<Nefers|away> Sure, demi
<Nefers|away> lol
<Nefers|away> Wait...
<Nefers|away> For what?
- <IG> what the devil is that math, btw? : /
<demiurge> Mathematical formalization and reasoning, logic, and Boolean algebra; sets, functions, relations, recursive definitions, and mathematical induction; and elementary counting principles.
<demiurge> it's required
<IG> oh please, I'm eating
- <GopherGirl> Yes I am a gopher
<GopherGirl> be careful where you step
<CmdrPeter> a naked gopher at that
- <Nefers|bs> I've come to get my glue stick
- <IG> you get more nymphs for a smaller price than with the weird lady
- <Ishy> Not my fault that guy asked me to do his wood, and I didn't check it for nails because I assumed he had...
- <Ishy> JASON PELLEY IS TOO FUCKING TALL.
<Ishy> MICHAEL OSTENDORP IS TOO FUCKING TALL TOO
<Ishy> DENNIS MADRID IS A REASONABLE HEIGHT.
- <Ishy> NO!
<Ishy> NO PUBLISHING THAT!
- <Aviendha> Good think my comments are never funny..I'll never be up there, hehe
- <IG> don't be pissy : /
<rajjy> can't help it
<rajjy> Iget sick right when I get my period
<rajjy> who wouldn't be pissy?
<demiurge> not me
- <Lelu> what do you want to talk about?
<Bladerunner> How about Star Trek and General Interest?
<Lelu> what's general interest about?
- <Lelu> question of life: are blonds realy not as bright as brunetts, or are they just making it up to make them feel better?
<Bladerunner> It's just a myth that's being kept alive so people can keep telling all of those jokes
<Lelu> oh
<Lelu> that makes sensee, because you can change it around to other stuff, like oboe players
- <Lelu> question: why is it that no dress shoes fit untill you clip your toe nails?
<IG> a sign from God to clip your toe nails.......?
<Lelu> hm... I never thought of that
- <demiurge> can't PSX...must HW
- <Nefertari> I happen to like cows.
- <rajjy> btw, did you know I'm part Q, Romulan, and Vulcan?
- <demiurge> in shaolin style flute-fu there are many techniques
<demiurge> this one is called the crane catches the fish
* demiurge makes a complex gesture with the flute
* Nefertari takes the flute away from demi.
<Nefertari> No more flutes for you.
<demiurge> what?
- <Kawshen> spark dat shit
- <Fig> I'm from London, I like Zelda, I sing Oasis, I'm depressed coz Spice Girls are Number 1, I hate Boyzone for winning Record of the Year and I'm from London
- <Eternal> If you take my hand we can fly away ride to the stars and eternalty let's fly away oh Sailor Moon!!!!
- <DXarmyHHH> op me for a week and consider me for an Aop, pweasssssssse
- <Colette> I was hoping to find a bunch of people here that could cheer me up..so much for the bunch of people
<Colette> <is listening to N SYNC's christmas album>
- <rajjy> okay...hey can any of you come to TC3? I'm lonely in there.
- <rajjy> damn I keep getting these invitations to these rooms and they're in a different language and I'm like wth?
- <jc> I am positive that the original enterprise cannot separate.
<OmarTBM01> IT CAN FUCKING SEPERATE
<OmarTBM01> I HAVE PROOF
<OmarTBM01> LET ME GET A FUCKING SCREEN SHOT OF THIS BITCH
<jc> Omar, control yourself.
<OmarTBM01> the fucking ENTERPRISE CAN SEPERATE I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!!!!! HAHA
- <jc> He asked me on ICQ last night....
<jc> "How do you translate "TREKKIES ARE SAD" into binary?"
- <annanurse> direct and indirect questions are sweeping the room
- <demiurge> do you want me to grep it for you?
<rajjy> ummm
<rajjy> grep?
<rajjy> or grip?
- <IG> hey, demi, wanna add some quotes to the quotes page?
- <demiurge> ~Don't touch me again with your 9 volt tongue~
<ig_adding> oh my...
<Nefertari> A demi-song!
- <IG> demi song - odd song. Ex: ~I want to feel you from the inside~
- <jc> Whoo, I gots me a dead pixel
<Ishy> NO!
<Ishy> NO HARMING PIXELS!
- * Hershiserfanstillinmourning thwacks jc.
<Hershiserfanstillinmourning> I don't have to resort to violence.
<Hershiserfanstillinmourning> And you don't win!
- <recording> Aww, SpamCop's overloading! There's just too much spam :P
- <CmdrPeter> my napster skin is a bunch of pictures of stalin and his moustache is the slider that moves with the song
- <Nefertari> Hey! Question.
<Nefertari> What sound does a monkey make?
<jc> FPU! FPU!
<demiurge> jc is correct
<demiurge> +50 points
- <DragonLord> I'm not really that quotable... I never say anything inteligent like the other chatters...
- <Nefertari> I come in spurts, heh.
<Ishy> When you come at all.
- <IG> I feel that my individuality is better expressed through my metal bra and leather underpants
<demiurge> that's a good career path too
<demiurge> the heck with ninja burger
- <demiurge> | @M G0|N T0 D0WN10@D F@K3 BR|TT@NY ZP3@RZ P3RN0GR@PHY
<DragonLord> oh GOD!
<DragonLord> I see nightmares coming
- <demiurge> Nefertari, here's that website you wanted: http://onlinesexaddict.org/
<Nefertari> Oh, I may live in happiness now that demi has fulfilled it with that URL
- <Saukrates> arf arf
<Saukrates> arf arf
<-- rajjy has kicked Saukrates from #Trekker_Chat (We speak human.)
- <Aslade> I asked if anyone knew of a good lyric site....
<Aslade> ...and you said:
<Aslade> "Aslade, www.timesomethingoranother.com"
<Aslade> It was horrible!!!!!
<demiurge> timecube.com
<Aslade> That's it.
<demiurge> it's pretty funny
<Aslade> No it's not!
<Aslade> It's blasphamous!
- <demiurge> if you send me a photo, i won't put it in the quotes
<Quinnster> lmao
<jc> rofl
<IG> I don't care if you put it on the page, demi, as long as no one saw me
<jc> No, he'll post it in seedy newsgroups
- <demiurge> http://www.sanrio.com/main/characters/chococat2.html
<IG> +1 for Ishy for not lurking
<Ishy> Heh.
<demiurge> Points for Chococat!!
<Star|away> No, demi.
<demiurge> why?
<IG> +3 for the cute demisite
<Star|away> Er, I didn't mean 'no' to that.
<demiurge> J00 MVZT B0W T0 KH0C0C@T, N3F3RT@R|!!!
- <demiurge> it's a change from Nefertari_IG_nudeedit_1024.jpg
<Starlight> demi, demi..
<demiurge> haha
<demiurge> just kidding about that one ;-)
<perfidious> where is this photo?
- * Alaina stands on chair and sings and dances to BSB Shape of my heart
<demiurge> you do that a lot, Alaina?
<Alaina> only when I like the songs<<Note, I've liked almost all the songs played tonight on the radio>>
- <IG> welcome to #le_sex_shoppe, please type your age and sex like this: 23/m, have a nice day, for help, type !help, do not private message me, I am a bot
- <ack> ack
- <Coding[A]> im gonna use this.is.not.an.invalid.host.name right now
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<Coding[A]> there we go
- --- j is now known as c
- <demiurge> X wants a three-button mouse
<demiurge> one button mice make X cry
- <Smeago|> dont click on that
<Smeago|> pasted in wrong window
- <sporkette> I know what emacs are. well, vaguely. I've heard of them. : P
<sporkette> it.
<sporkette> apparently it's an it.