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• <IG> I just wanna say that it's the whips I don't get, the jell-o sounds like fun
  
• <demiurge> stupid windows software is all bloated
  
• <demiurge> Shit Happens: stage left
  
• <demiurge> gag me with a smurfette
  
• <IG> I read some ST...then changed into a navy dress and had some champaigne
  <demiurge> navy dress?
  <demiurge> did you enlist?
  
• <IG2K> but I didn't care, I came up close enough to smell the pics
  <Nynaeve> Hehe, that's like me when I went to the Met for the Egyptian exhibit.
  <IG2K> it was better than chocolate
  <Nynaeve> Hehe, yep yep.
  
• <DougFunnie> I'm in luck because you're a sex goddess?
  <pikachu_zombie> no, because i know C
  
• <intheclouds> don't leave your house without...........leather.........?
  
• <Ishy> PEEP-CHAN!
  <Egwene> Put that for moo too | MOO-CHAN!
  <Egwene> But I meant the topic for moo. :P
  
• <Nymphette> I'll trade my love for screws
  
• <e^{-x}> the inverse of evil
  
• action: int{e^|x-1|}-Dx{e^yx} = e^|x-1| - y * e^yx
  
• <demiurge> i just want a job that pays well, and i like and a nice wife
  
• demiurge [luke@=zdevvq-219-37.resnet.ohio-state.edu] has quit IRC
  (Kill by NickServ!service@webchat.org (GHOST command used by IG))
  
• <demiurge> i don't like sparkly stickers at all
  
• <CmdrPeter> "ohhh linux ad...ohhh i'm reaching orgasm...i wish i had linux with me right now ohh yeah"
  
• <demiurge> what, you going to watch some porn now, IG?
  <IG> yes
  <IG> I mean no!
  
• <Chandler_Bing> so, who r u, and y r u here?
  <IG> hehe
  <IG> the existential questions........
  
• <Ishy> w00t means everything, especially orgy
  
• <IG> my computer's gotten slower than ever
  <PimpTastic> did you give it rohypnol?
  <IG> yes, on our date, demi
  
• <Nefertari> Is that a demi site?
  
• <rev> tired and drunk :)
  <fwapmenot> tired
  <rev> and addicted
  <fwapmenot> to love?
  
• <Merennulli> how much soap do you use when brainwashing
  <VampyVamp> I use shampoo
  <Merennulli> do you use conditioners as well?
  <VampyVamp> sure, conditioning is part of the process
  
• <IG> Kris is a pista.....how ya spell it?
  <Nefertari> Pistachio!
  <IG> mmmmm
  * IG bites Kris
  * Nefertari yelps
  
• <Nefertari> Barby will protect me - right? :P
  <Ishy> When I'm not idle, sure
  <IG> but she's always idle.....
  
• * Merennulli shoots his ISP
  * IG watches Matt get peered since his ISP is out
  <-- Merennulli has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  
• <rajjy> ooo, talking to Rang, Barb?
  <rajjy> paste pastepaste!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
• <demiurge> woo, X-Files was doubleplus-spiffy
  
• <Nefertari> He's brb'ing
  
• <Ishy> This is the ship that cut off his pen0r on her maiden voyage
  
• <JavaLamer> Java sucks
  <JavaLamer> peace out
  
• <JavaLamer> if you want to chat with a java lamer, hit alt-f4 =)
  
• <Ishy> 16/f WANNA CHAT/CYBER?!?!!!!!!!!
  
• <AoLbAbE> I AM SO K00L YOU PH33R ME COZ I AM SO K00L AND YOU PH33R ME! &^_*&(*(^%^%
  
• <demiurge> but thanks for the info
  <demiurge> and it's _robot_ porn
  <Guest60660> what is robot porn?
  <demiurge> pornography for robots
  <Guest60660> Are you a freak?
  
• <demiurge> are you a good hacker?
  <Guest60660> i'm alright
  <demiurge> what is your opinion on the security of MS Windows compared with Solaris?
  <Guest60660> MS windows is harder to crack when its geared for the internet or LAN
  <Guest60660> Lynix is better than having Norton2000
  <demiurge> yes, but what do you feel about Solaris?
  <Guest60660> I can do it in 2minutes sinch!
  
• <demiurge> what programming language do you prefer?
  <Guest60660> Any
  <Guest60660> mostly JAVA
  <demiurge> oh, do you use Java to hack Solaris?
  <Guest60660> Sometimes (mostly)
  
• <demiurge> hey rajjy, boxers or briefs?
  <rajjy> ummm, underwear
  <demiurge> nice try
  <rajjy> lol
  <demiurge> it's ok, you don't have to answer
  <rajjy> lol
  <demiurge> <demiurge> [some funny statement]
  <demiurge> <rajjy> lol
  <rajjy> <demiurge> [some not funny statement]
  <rajjy> <rajjy> lol
  
• *** IG is now known as PhR33k
  <PhR33k> how terribly interesting, this nick is reged
  
• <demiurge> well, iMac girl does come in other flavors
  <demiurge> that's grape
  <IG> wonder how many guys are in the process of licking their monitors right now
  
• <demiurge> _Spank My Booty_, Nefertari?
  <ig> demi, you devil!!
  <Nefers|away> Sure, demi
  <Nefers|away> lol
  <Nefers|away> Wait...
  <Nefers|away> For what?
  
• <IG> what the devil is that math, btw? : /
  <demiurge> Mathematical formalization and reasoning, logic, and Boolean algebra; sets, functions, relations, recursive definitions, and mathematical induction; and elementary counting principles.
  <demiurge> it's required
  <IG> oh please, I'm eating
  
• <GopherGirl> Yes I am a gopher
  <GopherGirl> be careful where you step
  <CmdrPeter> a naked gopher at that
  
• <Nefers|bs> I've come to get my glue stick
  
• <IG> you get more nymphs for a smaller price than with the weird lady
  
• <Ishy> Not my fault that guy asked me to do his wood, and I didn't check it for nails because I assumed he had...
  
• <Ishy> JASON PELLEY IS TOO FUCKING TALL.
  <Ishy> MICHAEL OSTENDORP IS TOO FUCKING TALL TOO
  <Ishy> DENNIS MADRID IS A REASONABLE HEIGHT.
  
• <Ishy> NO!
  <Ishy> NO PUBLISHING THAT!
  
• <Aviendha> Good think my comments are never funny..I'll never be up there, hehe
  
• <IG> don't be pissy : /
  <rajjy> can't help it
  <rajjy> Iget sick right when I get my period
  <rajjy> who wouldn't be pissy?
  <demiurge> not me
  
• <Lelu> what do you want to talk about?
  <Bladerunner> How about Star Trek and General Interest?
  <Lelu> what's general interest about?
  
• <Lelu> question of life: are blonds realy not as bright as brunetts, or are they just making it up to make them feel better?
  <Bladerunner> It's just a myth that's being kept alive so people can keep telling all of those jokes
  <Lelu> oh
  <Lelu> that makes sensee, because you can change it around to other stuff, like oboe players
  
• <Lelu> question: why is it that no dress shoes fit untill you clip your toe nails?
  <IG> a sign from God to clip your toe nails.......?
  <Lelu> hm... I never thought of that
  
• <demiurge> can't PSX...must HW
  
• <Nefertari> I happen to like cows.
  
• <rajjy> btw, did you know I'm part Q, Romulan, and Vulcan?
  
• <demiurge> in shaolin style flute-fu there are many techniques
  <demiurge> this one is called the crane catches the fish
  * demiurge makes a complex gesture with the flute
  * Nefertari takes the flute away from demi.
  <Nefertari> No more flutes for you.
  <demiurge> what?
  
• <Kawshen> spark dat shit
  
• <Fig> I'm from London, I like Zelda, I sing Oasis, I'm depressed coz Spice Girls are Number 1, I hate Boyzone for winning Record of the Year and I'm from London
  
• <Eternal> If you take my hand we can fly away ride to the stars and eternalty let's fly away oh Sailor Moon!!!!
  
• <DXarmyHHH> op me for a week and consider me for an Aop, pweasssssssse
  
• <Colette> I was hoping to find a bunch of people here that could cheer me up..so much for the bunch of people
  <Colette> <is listening to N SYNC's christmas album>
  
• <rajjy> okay...hey can any of you come to TC3? I'm lonely in there.
  
• <rajjy> damn I keep getting these invitations to these rooms and they're in a different language and I'm like wth?
  
• <jc> I am positive that the original enterprise cannot separate.
  <OmarTBM01> IT CAN FUCKING SEPERATE
  <OmarTBM01> I HAVE PROOF
  <OmarTBM01> LET ME GET A FUCKING SCREEN SHOT OF THIS BITCH
  <jc> Omar, control yourself.
  <OmarTBM01> the fucking ENTERPRISE CAN SEPERATE I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!!!!! HAHA
  
• <jc> He asked me on ICQ last night....
  <jc> "How do you translate "TREKKIES ARE SAD" into binary?"
  
• <annanurse> direct and indirect questions are sweeping the room
  
• <demiurge> do you want me to grep it for you?
  <rajjy> ummm
  <rajjy> grep?
  <rajjy> or grip?
  
• <IG> hey, demi, wanna add some quotes to the quotes page?
  
• <demiurge> ~Don't touch me again with your 9 volt tongue~
  <ig_adding> oh my...
  <Nefertari> A demi-song!
  
• <IG> demi song - odd song. Ex: ~I want to feel you from the inside~
  
• <jc> Whoo, I gots me a dead pixel
  <Ishy> NO!
  <Ishy> NO HARMING PIXELS!
  
• * Hershiserfanstillinmourning thwacks jc.
  <Hershiserfanstillinmourning> I don't have to resort to violence.
  <Hershiserfanstillinmourning> And you don't win!
  
• <recording> Aww, SpamCop's overloading! There's just too much spam :P
  
• <CmdrPeter> my napster skin is a bunch of pictures of stalin and his moustache is the slider that moves with the song
  
• <Nefertari> Hey! Question.
  <Nefertari> What sound does a monkey make?
  <jc> FPU! FPU!
  <demiurge> jc is correct
  <demiurge> +50 points
  
• <DragonLord> I'm not really that quotable... I never say anything inteligent like the other chatters...
  
• <Nefertari> I come in spurts, heh.
  <Ishy> When you come at all.
  
• <IG> I feel that my individuality is better expressed through my metal bra and leather underpants
  <demiurge> that's a good career path too
  <demiurge> the heck with ninja burger
  
• <demiurge> | @M G0|N T0 D0WN10@D F@K3 BR|TT@NY ZP3@RZ P3RN0GR@PHY
  <DragonLord> oh GOD!
  <DragonLord> I see nightmares coming
  
• <demiurge> Nefertari, here's that website you wanted: http://onlinesexaddict.org/
  <Nefertari> Oh, I may live in happiness now that demi has fulfilled it with that URL
  
• <Saukrates> arf arf
  <Saukrates> arf arf
  <-- rajjy has kicked Saukrates from #Trekker_Chat (We speak human.)
  
• <Aslade> I asked if anyone knew of a good lyric site....
  <Aslade> ...and you said:
  <Aslade> "Aslade, www.timesomethingoranother.com"
  <Aslade> It was horrible!!!!!
  <demiurge> timecube.com
  <Aslade> That's it.
  <demiurge> it's pretty funny
  <Aslade> No it's not!
  <Aslade> It's blasphamous!
  
• <demiurge> if you send me a photo, i won't put it in the quotes
  <Quinnster> lmao
  <jc> rofl
  <IG> I don't care if you put it on the page, demi, as long as no one saw me
  <jc> No, he'll post it in seedy newsgroups
  
• <demiurge> http://www.sanrio.com/main/characters/chococat2.html
  <IG> +1 for Ishy for not lurking
  <Ishy> Heh.
  <demiurge> Points for Chococat!!
  <Star|away> No, demi.
  <demiurge> why?
  <IG> +3 for the cute demisite
  <Star|away> Er, I didn't mean 'no' to that.
  <demiurge> J00 MVZT B0W T0 KH0C0C@T, N3F3RT@R|!!!
  
• <demiurge> it's a change from Nefertari_IG_nudeedit_1024.jpg
  <Starlight> demi, demi..
  <demiurge> haha
  <demiurge> just kidding about that one ;-)
  <perfidious> where is this photo?
  
• * Alaina stands on chair and sings and dances to BSB Shape of my heart
  <demiurge> you do that a lot, Alaina?
  <Alaina> only when I like the songs<<Note, I've liked almost all the songs played tonight on the radio>>
  
• <IG> welcome to #le_sex_shoppe, please type your age and sex like this: 23/m, have a nice day, for help, type !help, do not private message me, I am a bot
  
• <ack> ack
  
• <Coding[A]> im gonna use this.is.not.an.invalid.host.name right now
  --> Logical- (~LS@=vNfzya.is.not.an.invalid.host.name) has joined #trekker_chat
  <Coding[A]> there we go
  
• --- j is now known as c
  
• <demiurge> X wants a three-button mouse
  <demiurge> one button mice make X cry
  
• <Smeago|> dont click on that
  <Smeago|> pasted in wrong window
  
• <sporkette> I know what emacs are. well, vaguely. I've heard of them. : P
  <sporkette> it.
  <sporkette> apparently it's an it.