This one's for Rob

[Measure Zero]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

You may not want to read these during work, as some of them are pretty vulgar.



Dude #1: That restaurant across the street must be amazing. There's always a crowd outside. Is it really that good?
Dude #2: No. It's a bus stop.

--65th & Central Park West

[Measure Zero]

Riders scurry away as crazy woman yells at them and pokes them with her cane for sitting on one of her seats. Young woman boards train and sits.

Crazy woman: Wooo! Go! Go! Go! Wooo!
Young woman: Hey, you have three seats, and I'm just sitting on the edge of this one so you can have half. I am not getting up.
Crazy woman: Wooo!
Young woman: See all those people standing? It's not fair for you to have four seats. [Crazy woman pulls down pants and starts peeing. Young woman gets up] Okay, you win.

--Manhattan-bound D train, Brooklyn

[BobChuck]

my favorite so far:

Guy, about hobo jacking off: Wait, I want to see what happens.
Girl: No, this is our stop. Besides, what do you think will happen? What happens to you?

--A train

[kenada]

I thought this one was better:

Mom to screaming child: Shut the fuck up!
Man: Yeah, keep telling your kid 'Shut the fuck up' so he can grow up and steal my car someday.

--6 train

Edit: This one is even better. That site is awesome.

Man: Would you rather have a hat made of spiders or penises for fingers?

--93rd & 2nd