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WRATHGAR!
« on: October 09, 2009, 02:57:29 PM »
WRATHGAR is WRATHGAR.  Little is known about him other than that, and the fact that he constantly repeats his own name as he fights.  WRATHGAR seems to like growing tentacle arms and making spikes come up out of the ground, and WRATHGAR has a strange fascination with being hit by things.

WRATHGAR!

Perhaps WRATHGAR is a masochist?  Maybe WRATHGAR feels guilt over some horrible deed he committed long ago?  We've never actually seen WRATHGAR's family, so who knows what happened to them three years ago on the night of the Blood Moon?  WRATHGAR might.

WRATHGAR!

Cries of rage echo through the cold night, and the herald of winter comes to take away all of the children to his icy realm.  What sort of monster is the wendigo?

WRATHGAR!

The Brindo streaker was infamous for scarring the minds of countless halflings, but his identity was never discovered.

WRATHGAR!

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Re: WRATHGAR!
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 03:13:24 PM »
The thing that bothers a lot of people is that WRATHGAR may have killed his family, but he won’t deny that he hasn’t. I don’t believe he’s capable of this sort of thing, but all he has to do is dig up the corpses and show us where he did not cave in their skulls with a hammer, and he’s not done it.

Sure, he might say that they’re alive and well, but how can we trust someone who won’t prove that he did not kill his family? If they are alive, and having never seen them, I can’t say that they are, how do we know they aren’t doppelganger sex slaves? There’s really no way of truly knowing without the corpses. What WRATHGAR needs to do is show us the mummy.

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Re: WRATHGAR!
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 03:21:15 PM »
...I deserve this, don't I?

At least I'm a legal and charted ADVENTURER!, unlike the rest of you tomb-robing thieves.

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Re: WRATHGAR!
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2009, 03:37:37 PM »
I don't know if I would say "deserved", but you had to have seen this coming. Mike just happened to beat me to it. :)

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Re: WRATHGAR!
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2009, 06:32:06 PM »
Wrathgar doesn't care about Tiefling people.  :'(

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Re: WRATHGAR!
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2009, 07:46:27 PM »
Breaking news! WRATHGAR has confirmed that everything people say about him is true!

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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2009, 08:41:28 AM »
right. okay.

I am going to say this once: stop. Stop with the stupid retarded ass goat fucker jokes. they aren't funny. they were NEVER funny. enough.

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Re: WRATHGAR!
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2009, 12:09:27 PM »
I am going to say this once: stop. Stop with the stupid retarded ass goat fucker jokes. they aren't funny. they were NEVER funny. enough.
I appologize if that was going too far.

However, you’ve never specifically denied any of the claims. The reason why I wanted your background handled this way was so that you could rewrite it at any point to be ‘correct’. It’s up to you whether you want WRATHGAR’s personality to be defined by you or by us.

I’m also quite serious when I say that a simple background would be sufficient. Even something along the lines of the following would be a good start: “WRATHGAR travels the world to find the best places to hunt children for sport. He likes competitive baking, collecting butterflies, and long walks on the beach underneath the moonlight.”

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Re: WRATHGAR!
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2009, 01:10:51 PM »
Today I realized why we were so wrong before. WRATHGAR is the reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

The reason why monsters attack WRATHGAR is that they are affraid he’ll get really pissed if they don’t.

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Re: WRATHGAR!
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2010, 04:52:54 PM »
No one talks about WRATHGAR anymore. Some say the WRATHGAR has a fondness for body surfing in lava, and that his genitals burn when exposed to water. All we know is the goats in Elsir Vale are safe for now.

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Re: WRATHGAR!
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2010, 08:48:02 PM »
There are glaring errors in your assessment.

Everybody talks about WRATHGAR.  If they didn't their minds would be constantly haunted by the prospect of what might come if they do not follow his activities.
The word fondness cannot express the depth of emotions WRATHGAR must have for body surfing in lava.
WRATHGAR has never mentioned his genitals explicitly, and won't address any burning sensation involving water.
And safety is no concern of the goats of Elsir Vale -- they're goats --- for eating and stuff ---- cause they're tasty goats.