Ten Requirements for Joining my Campaign Setting
1. NO gamer funk. (I will not allow stinky gamers, sorry if this offends anyone, but i'm a blunt guy. You Smell, You Leave)
2. What you put into your character and my game you get out of it. (Its your game, i'm here to entertain you. Help me)
3. Just like zero trace camping, what you take into the room you take out of it. (Food and Trash come and leave with you)
4. Come to play. (I don't appreciate lurking, if you have a character you need to be playing. If your there to watch thats fine)
5. Characters are not generated on game nights. (Hell, i'll come to you if you want to make a character and join in!)
6. NO Rule Lawyering. (I will not be bullied or persuaded by rules lawyers, if you don't like my call, bring it up after game)
7. NO Physics Lawyering. (I don't care if your a physics major or a genius, its a fantasy world, accept my reality or leave)
8. Get Along or Go Home. (This is a cooperative team play experience, I will not indulge in petty PVP violence or abuse)
9. Create a Character that can function in a group. (I won't split the party, and I won't run seperate games, play together)
10. Attend or you will have no XP to Spend. (1st missed game 1/2 xp, 2nd consecutive miss No xp, 3rd Consecutive BYE.)
I don't allow for new characters to join on the night of game. IF he wants to give me a call at 440-781-5911 I'll be happy to help him make a character for tonight, BEFORE game, but I won't work someone in on the night of game with a fresh character, its disruptive.
And your stuck with your warforge for now. I was feeling very generous when I decided to let you change your race on the spot like that, its not normal for me to be such a "nice" guy!

BTW if he wants to play something simple, I'd suggest a paladin. You guys need a healer like nobody's bizzuness...