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[Measure Zero]

Remember: there's no "I" in Commy Mutant Trator.

[Jims]

No, but there is a "u"!

*Lasers Measure Zero, then beats him with a funball bat*

[kenada]

People seem kind of jumpy, which means they must be unhappy. Time for your meds!

*gives everyone mandatory happiness pills that cause color blindness*

[Combatpanda]

I need to try this game.. lol

As long as just trying isn't treason...

[Jims]

failure of a mission (learning to play) is treason
not accepting a mission (not trying) is treason.

*lasers combat panda for good measure*

[kenada]

<mode type="serious">The extent to which you have to prove someone’s treason depends on play style (classic, zap, straight). Straight is the only one played like a serious RPG. I personally find it baffling why anyone would want to do that.</mode>

Obviously talking seriously about Paranoia is treason…*lasers self*

[BobChuck]

*ZAP* is the way to go!

*lazers Panda*

[Combatpanda]

Not engaging in homicidal rampage is treason.

*Lazers everyone and then self*